Friday, September 28, 2007

Dear U.S. Dollar

Dear U.S. Dollar,

Let me start off by saying that I love your work. You are the most widely accepted currency in the world. Everyone, from Egyptian shop owners, to African national parks, to Vietnamese hotel operators, wants you. And hey, why not? You're backed by one of the best economical, political, and military powers in the world. But I have to ask one question, when did you start losing confidence in yourself and get so weak?

I was shocked to hear that people think you are just as good as the Canadian Dollar?! Come on, you know you're better than Canadia! So, do us all a favor and start hitting the weights and strengthen up a bit, will ya?

Yours Truly,
A Proud U.S. Traveller with limited funds

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